Guarro Joke:
A young woman is in labor in maternity and midwife asked if she would like her husband was present during the birth.
- I'm afraid I'm not married - answered the girl.
- Do you have a boyfriend? - Asks the midwife.
- No.
- Roommate perhaps?
- Also, I have none. I'll have a child myself.
After delivery, the midwife again speaks:
- Had a lovely girl, but before you see it, I have to tell that has gone black.
- Good - meets the girl - you will see is that I was going through a rough patch, no money or place in which to live, so I accepted a job in a porn movie, and the protagonist was black.
- Oh, sorry, but that's not my business, "says the midwife - the fact is that, in addition, she has blonde hair.
- That's who also had a Swede in the movie, you know, and I needed the money urgently, "replied the girl.
- Oh, sorry, but that's not my business, "again replies the madam - the fact is that, well, the girl has slanted eyes. - That is that there was also a Chinese man in the movie, and really they were bad times, so I had no choice, "says Young.
The midwife brings the baby finally and gives a spanking. The girl began to mourn and the mother exclaims
- Thank God!
- Why? - Asks the midwife missed.
- Good - meets the young mother-relieved for a moment I had the horrible feeling that he would start barking.
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