If you want to know how man (or dagger, I respect) you are comparing your tastes with this table:
1. DO YOU PREFER TO RECEIVE GIFTS
-A Bottle of Tequila ......( MALE)-A Book or
...............( Clothing FINE MAN)
-Candy or Chocolate (HALF GAY) or tan-Flores
.....( sissies)
2. USE OF TANNING CREAMS AND
"No use .. ...............( MACHOTE)
-Use only in summer .............( DELICATE)
-Usa all summer ..................( LADYBUG)
-Use all year ................. .. (Sissies)
3. PETS-No .........................
(REAL MACHOTE)
"Your dog is in the court ............... (MAN)
"Your dog lives in the house .....( PORK AND FAG)
" You cat ........................ ..........( IS GIRL)
4. PLANT
................................( He eats RAMBO)
-No .... ........................( MALE)
"When the waters remembers ....... (Datura)
-watering, pruning and talk to plants ... (GAY AND LOCO)
-Tips to stroke his trunk ........ (PUTOTE)
5. THE MIRROR "I do not use ..........................................(
VIKING ) "Just to comb
..................( MAN)
" He looks at skin and appreciates your muscles ...........( GAY )
"You can see the buttocks and speak the same ......... (HOOKED ON PATIO)
-addition looks with wigs and gowns TRAVESTI ...........()
6.
HAIR-MALE .................................( not comb) comb He
after showering. ...................( LITTLE MAN)
"They combed several times a day ................... (PUTIN)
much He combs and use dyes or highlights ..........( sissies)
-Comb and advises others ................. . (PUTOTE)
7.
SPORTS-Football, Baseball, Boxing, Motorsports ............ (MACHOTE)
, Basketball, Bowling, Volleyball ...................... (Lamb)
-Aerobics, Spinning ................( AJA! ... BITCH!)
"The same, but with lycra shorts ....... ..... . (PUTIIIIIISIMO!)
8. FAVORITE FOOD-Pets
roasted, spicy, Wa Sabih ...................( TARZAN)
-fish and salad ........... METRO SEXUAL ......()
-Birds accompanied with steamed vegetables .........( Poof CLOSET)
9. FAVORITE DRINK
-whiskey, rum, Tequila or Vodka ................( only REAL MACHOTE)
-wine or beer ............. ......................( MALE) Piña Colada ....................................(
-REFINED AND LOCA)
-MARGARITAS .. ........................( philandering)
-liquor Primavera .................. ..........( DEVORA MEN)
10. GROOMING
cold-water shower ......................( LEGIONARY)
-Shower with soap and shampoo .......... ......... (MALE)
-long shower with liquid soap and cloth ........( FAG)
-bath salts and foam .................... (ULTRA slut)
11. BEER-Well
liters of ice and .................( MACHOTE)
"Only for heat .............. ......( mannered)
-Lemon Stone ............................( GAY) "No alcohol ........................(
GAY, AND FUCKING LIAR)
12. AUTO CARE-not lava
............ ........... (MACHOTE)
"I washed 1 time per month .................... (MALE BUM)
-1 times a week ............. (GALÁN)
"I aspire inside ....................( DELICATE)
-addition silicone and aroma puts ......... MARIPOSOTA ....()
13. Football-Only TV
...................( MALE) .................(
-News MAN INFORMED)
-Movies .............................. (SENSITIVE)
-Teleseries. ................................( FAG IN PROGRESS)
-Realitys ... ...............................( GAY)
-Telenovelas .. CHEAP OR .........................( HOOKER,
BORN EVIL GAY)
14. KNOWLEDGE OF COLORS-The Primary ........................(
MALE)
-Plus green and brown ........ ........( MALE)
-More purple and orange ...........( RARE)
"More fuchsia, beige and cream ........( mannered)
-more bluish, magenta and vermilion GAY ....()
"More Pink .................( REALLY GAY)
15. SMELLS
-A sweat, hair and legs ...................( MACHOTE)
-A deodorant and lotion ............ ..... (FINE MAN)
-A FAG ..................( Coral or Impulse)
-A emulsified oil .............. (TGIRL OF CABARET)
16. TO DRESS
"The first thing that comes out of the closet ..............( MALE)
-Select your shirt in 5 minutes ............... . (MALE)
-Prepare 2 changes and selects one ............. (GALAN)
-tested all while watching the mirror ... (FAG)
-dresses and ask all as seen .....( PUTO and insecurity)
17. DANCING
-MACHOTE ...............................( Dislikes)
Norteñas and well-Just fart ... ................... (MALE)
-Cumbia, Salsa, merengue and reggaeton .............. (RARE) This
-flavored but .................. (FAG)
-Listen to music and moves only ................... (PUTO)
-Imitate ........................... teiboleras (HOOKER, CRAZY AND GAY NO REMEDY)
18. TALKING
-foot ball of old .......................( MACHOTE)
-traveling ............ ................ (MAN OF THE WORLD)
-gossip .............................. (FAG) ............................
-De Telenovelas (Philandering)
"All men ............................... (FUCKING SHIT)
19. SEX POSITIONS
-El and lying down ................... (Beefy dude)
"The Top ................................... (MALE)
-Up, Down and ask where the baby ............ (VERSATILE MAN) ....................................
-Face down (PUTOTE)
"On your knees ................................. (AAAAAAAAAAYY BITCH)
20. NOISE IN THE SEX-grunts
................................. (MALE PORN)
"Breathe deep rough .................. (MEN INTENSE)
"Scream .................................... (Mannered)
-Complains ................................. (Philandering)
-Bid ................................... (THE PIG THE INSIDE)
21 .-
-America Soccer ................ (MACHO swinging GOD)-Real Madrid
............... (MAN)
-mannered ................( Cruz Azul), Chivas and Pumas
..............( PUTISIMOOOOOOO)
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